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Here at Brunel we are a foward thinking department that likes to make itself look good by doing random experiments,
like exactly how many monkey hours it would take to right Hamlet (codename FPS420),
the best way of speeding elephants to supersonic speeds and guiding them round in a circle to make them dizzy(codename Babar)
and how best to kill mice with optical fibres(codename Mice).(Ideas on these welcome)
If you are thinking of becoming a student you must do a simple test. What is 1 and 1.
If you got the answer 2 you are obviously far more intelligent than most of are students
and would be better off doing media studies.