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  1. $200 Fine Risk For Mobile Car Use -- Sunday Mail
  2. £20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales -- Local Government First (LGA Newsletter}
  3. £3 To Drive Into City -- Evening Standard
  4. 02 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
  5. 1.6 Million Cherokees Are Recalled -- L.A Times
  6. 10 Revolting Officers Executed
  7. 12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash
  8. 17 Aliens Held
  9. 18 Hurt In Cheese Roll
  10. 18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests - The Times
  11. 20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar
  12. 29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat
  13. 29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban
  14. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
  15. 40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale
  16. 500-Year-Old Child Found -- The Australian.
  17. 500 Elves Loose
  18. 7 Reasons Why Teacher's Find Us Top Class -- T4Teachers advertisment
  19. A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
  20. Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
  21. Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid - Nurse
  22. Accident Made Salesman "Too Nice" For Job - Daily Telegraph
  23. Accordionists Seek Some Respect -- AP headline
  24. This appeared on the same day as:
  25. ACT Women's Conference Pursues Broad Agenda -- Our Voice - PSU Group Report
  26. Acupuncture May Up Chance of Test-Tube Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
  27. Admits Shooting Husband From Stand,During Trial
  28. Afrikaaners Find God In London - Sundy Independent (South Africa)
  29. After 100 Years, Coward Celebration -- AP headline
  30. Air Head Fired -- Chicago Sun-Times
  31. Airborne Deer Kills Man - New York Times
  32. Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents - Report -- Reuters headline
  33. Airport Plea For Visitors To Stay Away - Scotsman
  34. Aladdin's Cave Is Found In Pub
  35. Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
  36. Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida
  37. Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking -- The Hartford Courant, November 18
  38. Alien Gangs Prey On UK -- Daily Mirror
  39. Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides-- The Times
  40. Alien In Sydney Pines For Port -- Adelaide Advertiser.
  41. Alien Unit Probe May Lead To Further Action -- Johannesburg Star
  42. Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics -- Independent On Sunday.
  43. Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society
  44. Aliens Crammed Into Toilet
  45. Aliens Eat Swamp
  46. Aliens Found At Pentagon -- Sutton On Sunday (Sutton Coldfield).
  47. Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net - Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
  48. Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist
  49. Aliens To Fill Future Jobs Need Say Experts -- Irish Independent
  50. All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd
  51. American Ships Head To Lybia
  52. Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death -- Daily Telegraph
  53. Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
  54. Analysis: Jobs End Welfare
  55. Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions
  56. Ancient Chinese Tradition Develops -- AP headline
  57. Ancient King To Watch Over Bike Network -- Southampton Daily Echo
  58. Angel's Future Now 'Secure' -- The Licencee.
  59. Angels On Cloud Nine After Award -- The Licencee.
  60. Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind up New Zealand Farmers -- AFP headline
  61. Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands Twice - Irish Times
  62. Animals Turn To Teaching
  63. Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV -- Reuters headline
  64. Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
  65. Ants Show BT How To Control Computers
  66. Aquarium Lands Bomber -- Bristol Evening Post
  67. Arafat Swears In Cabinet
  68. Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace
  69. Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt -- Times (London)
  70. Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
  71. Army Felled By Sheep -- Express
  72. Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger -- Irish Times
  73. Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth -- Guardian.
  74. Arson Blamed on Fires at Maryland Arts Center -- Washington Post
  75. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
  76. Artificial Intelligence Like Real Thing
  77. Asbestos Man In Compensation Bid -- Hounslow Guardian
  78. Asbestos Suit Pressed
  79. Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong -- London Telegraph headline
  80. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
  81. Attack By ET Proves Costly
  82. Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
  83. Attack On Rat Mistaken For Chinese -- Daily Post
  84. Auditor Confronts Martian - Irish Times
  85. Autos Killing 110 A Day Let's Resolve To Do Better
  86. Average Movie Cost Reaches $53.4M
  87. Axe For Media School's Head -- Johannesburg, Star.
  88. "Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
  89. "Boom Box" Explodes, One Dead -- Reuters headline
  90. Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
  91. Baboon Becomes A Landlady -- The Parrot (Ghana)
  92. Baboon Tossers Are Welcome -- Grantham Journal
  93. Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
  94. Bachelors Prefer Beauty To Brains In Their Wives
  95. Bacteria Go Bald And Lose Their Grip
  96. Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
  97. Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes -- London Evening Standard
  98. Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic.
  99. Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defence - Irish Times
  100. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
  101. Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
  102. Banana On Sodomy Charges - Guardian
  103. Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime -- Sunday Telegraph
  104. Bananas Get Animated
  105. Bangkok Launches Anti-Butt Campaign -- Arab News (Jeddah)
  106. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
  107. Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape --Lawrence (Ka) Journal-World 7/12/77
  108. Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics -- AP headline
  109. Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex
  110. BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life -- Times.
  111. Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf -- UPI headline
  112. Beatrix Potter Bolied Squirrels -- Sunday Times
  113. Beavers Fly Flag In Uganda
  114. Belgian Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life -- Reuters headline
  115. Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces -- AP headline
  116. Bible Church's Focus Is The Bible -- Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
  117. Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff -- AP headline
  118. Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
  119. Bike Cop Finds Man With Crack -- Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC
  120. Bird Bath Takes Flight -- Bridlington (Humberside) Free Press.
  121. Bird Crime Up -- Dally Telegraph.
  122. Bishop Attacks Childless Couples -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner.
  123. Biting Nails Can Be Sign Of Tenseness In A Person -- The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
  124. Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant -- Reuters Headline
  125. Blind Bishop Appointed To See
  126. Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage - Daily Telegraph
  127. Blind Rioters Apprehended In Zambia
  128. Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
  129. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
  130. Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy --San Francisco Chronicle 5/29/??
  131. Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned -- Isle Of Wight County Press
  132. Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa -- Associated Press.
  133. Body Wants New Blood - Chingford Guardian
  134. Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map - Sunday Times Business News (Johannesburg)
  135. Bomb Hit By Library
  136. Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf -- PA headline
  137. Boots Fined For Selling Underage Girl Dracula
  138. Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
  139. Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m -- Wolverhampton Express & Star.
  140. Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim -- The Province Vancouver, BC, Canada, 18th Or 19th September 2000
  141. Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits -- Reuters headline
  142. Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians -- Dundee Courier
  143. Bring Back The Bongs, Say Mps -- Metro.
  144. Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway - Independent
  145. Britain Inches Grudgingly Towards Metric System -- Reuters headline
  146. Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery - The Times
  147. British Ducks Have Regional Accents, Researchers Say -- AFP headline
  148. British Gay Activists Scale Palace
  149. British Helicopters Could Shoot Themselves Down -- AFP headline
  150. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands -- Daily Telegraph
  151. British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
  152. British Push Bottles Up Germans
  153. British Soldiers Sue over Stress in Battle -- Reuters headline
  154. British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
  155. Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care - Daily Telegraph
  156. Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop -- AP headline
  157. Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife
  158. Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies -- Metro (London)
  159. Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy
  160. Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer
  161. Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
  162. Bus Driver Charged with Beating Rider Who Wouldn't Pay -- Houston Chronicle headline
  163. Butter Said as Deadly as Cigarettes -- AP headline
  164. Butts Slams Beer Ads Featuring Animal Sex -- UPI headline
  165. C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
  166. Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest - The Austrailian
  167. Cabbage Privatised - Guardian
  168. Cabbage Startles Solicitors -- Meridian News
  169. California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets -- Reuters headline
  170. California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis - Times Interface Supplement
  171. California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
  172. California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
  173. Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage -- Canadian Press headline
  174. Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron' -- Reuters headline
  175. Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Mann
  176. Car Lost In Untended Garden - Daily Telegraph
  177. Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy - Guardian
  178. Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas --UK Minister
  179. Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
  180. Carter Plans Swell Deficit
  181. Carter Ticks Off Black Help
  182. Cash Boost By Elderly Satan -- Dudley Express & Star.
  183. Cash Boost For Truancy -- Hounslow Guardian
  184. Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money -- The Times
  185. Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Cildren -- South Wales Evening Post
  186. Cat Tossing Latest Fad On Israeli Highways
  187. Cats To Replace Husbands -- Times
  188. Cattleman Grilled by Oprah's Lawyers
  189. Cause Of Aids Found - Scientists
  190. Cave Plan Arouses Stalactite Concern -- Irish Times.
  191. Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct -- Dally Record.
  192. Cement Supplies Seen As Adequate
  193. Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space -- Basingstoke Observer
  194. Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress -- Guardian
  195. Chaos As Church Split Widens -- Nairobi Nation.
  196. Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It - Manchester Evening News
  197. Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes -- Metro (London)
  198. Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution -- AP headline
  199. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
  200. Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator -- Reuters headline
  201. Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife -- Reuters headline
  202. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
  203. Cher Immortalized in Plastic -- AP headline
  204. Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
  205. Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero -- Associated Press
  206. Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
  207. Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship -- The Adelaide Advertiser.
  208. Childminders Get Right To Smack -- Daily Telegraph
  209. Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden
  210. Children Can Glow Safely -- Luton News
  211. China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees
  212. Chinchilla Dirige El Museo Arqueologico Nacional -- (Chinchilla Is Manager Of The National Archaeological Museum) El Pais (Spain).
  213. Chinese Apeman Dated
  214. Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack -- Shetland Times
  215. Chocolates, Kissing Could Help Fight Cavities -- AFP headline
  216. Chopper Search For Man In Underpants -- Luton News
  217. Chou Remains Cremated
  218. Christ's Plans Under Fire From Wandsworth -- Richmond & Twickenham Times.
  219. Christ Resigns As Police Chief
  220. Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth -- AP headline
  221. Christmas Trees Don't Grow On Trees
  222. Church Goes Missing
  223. Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
  224. Church In Northwick Talks -- Berrows Worcester Journal.
  225. Church Members Given Right To Die -- Guardian
  226. Church Plan Upsets Brothel -- Adelaide Advertiser
  227. Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless -- Straits Times (Singapore)
  228. City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution
  229. City Pact Fight Boils
  230. City Workers Rarely Fired for Doing a Bad Job -- Houston Chronicle headline
  231. Cliches, to Be Honest with You, Drive Us Mad -- Reuters headline
  232. Clinton Claims Credit for Y2K Quash -- AP headline
  233. Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
  234. Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands - Bangor Maine News
  235. Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons -- Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
  236. Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal - The Bosnia Bugle
  237. Cloning Warning As Japanese Grow Frog Eyes In Laboratory -- Daily Mail
  238. Cocaine Use Hits New High -- Brentwood Yellow Advertiser
  239. Cold Is No Good For Blubs -- Richmond Borough Guardian
  240. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
  241. Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty -- AP headline
  242. Collegians Are Turning To Vegatables
  243. Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
  244. Community Bands Together to Help Burn Victim's Family -- Bay City (Mich.) Times headline
  245. Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
  246. Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
  247. Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
  248. Compromise on Ten Commandments -- AP headline
  249. Condom Firm Streches Product Line
  250. Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses - Daily Mail
  251. Confidence Sinks in September -- UPI headline
  252. Congressmen Try To Revive Suit -- International Herald Tribune.
  253. Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
  254. Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All -- Reuters headline
  255. Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
  256. Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens -- Johannesburg Star.
  257. Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery
  258. Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
  259. Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing -- Jersey City Journal headline
  260. Coroner In Call To Put A Stop To Drink-All-You-Can-Nights After Death -- Sheffield Star
  261. Cost of Being Poor Rising -- Denver Post headline
  262. Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead -- Irish Times
  263. Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows -- The Times
  264. Council Staff Could Be Axed -- Hounslow Guardian
  265. County Bars Further Erections
  266. County Officials Seek Public Input On Adult Stores - Hunstville (Texas) Item
  267. County Officials To Talk Rubbish
  268. Couple Names Baby After Web Site -- AP headline
  269. Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
  270. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear -- Journal of Commerce, April 20
  271. Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV Licence -- Somerset Standard
  272. Cow Attacks School Cook -- Halifax Evening Courier
  273. Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
  274. Cow in Police Custody Linked to Headless Chicken Case -- Lansing (Mich.) State Journal headline
  275. Cow Thefts Blamed on Low-Carb Craze -- Tallahassee Democrat headline
  276. Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town -- Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
  277. Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low -- AP headline
  278. Crazed Elephant Found In Sea
  279. Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC -- AP headline
  280. Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner -- Selkirk Advertiser
  281. Cretin Streaking Toward National Record -- Minneapolis (Mn) Star Tribune.
  282. Crime Rise Blamed On Lack Of Police -- ITV Teletext Service
  283. Crook Joins Barclaycard UK -- Financial Times
  284. Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal"
  285. Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy-- The Times
  286. Curious George Goes High-tech -- AP headline
  287. Cuts Could Hurt Animals -- The West Briton
  288. 'Dead' woman wins pension apology - BBC News website
  289. Damp Patches Discovered On Sun
  290. Danish Pastor Who Refused to Believe in God Suspended -- AFP headline
  291. Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty -- AP headline
  292. Dead Dictator Wanted as President -- Reuters headline
  293. Dead Dogs Explode -- Bakersfield Californian
  294. Dead Golfer Plays His Best Round -- Sun
  295. Dead Man Accuses President -- Guardian.
  296. Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp -- News 0f The World
  297. Dead Man Found In Cemetery
  298. Dead Man Gets Job Back
  299. Dead Man Remains Dead
  300. Dead Man Wins His Unfair Sacking Battle -- Daily Mail
  301. This headline followed:
  302. Dead Youth Had Serious Medical Condition - The Dominion (New Zealand)
  303. Deadly Centipede Chases Postman - Daily Telegraph
  304. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
  305. Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing -- D. Telegraph.
  306. Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
  307. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
  308. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk Friday At Noon
  309. Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
  310. Death Ruled Unavoidable - Seattle Times
  311. Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
  312. Deer Kill 130,000
  313. Deer Kill 17,000
  314. Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence.
  315. Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For The Three Legged -- The Stage
  316. Detective Loses Pyjamas In Chase -- Metro
  317. Devil's Head Found In Back Seat - The Advertiser (South Austrailia)
  318. Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger -- Brisbane Courier Mail.
  319. Devil May Postpone Release Of Calicivirus
  320. Diaper Market Bottoms Out
  321. Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs? -- AP headline
  322. Diet Of Premature Babies "Affects IQ" -- Guardian
  323. Dinosaurs Struggle For Survival - Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
  324. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows -- The New York Times, March 10
  325. Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge In Longevity -- The Chicago Tribune, March 5
  326. Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure - Western Mail
  327. Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor -- Evening Standard
  328. Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm -- Border TV Regional Ceefax 313. Full story click Here
  329. Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil -- Times
  330. Divorce Leaves Man Blind - Sunday Times (South Africa)
  331. Doctor Raps "Negligence" -- Daily Mirror
  332. Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit
  333. Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?? -- Reuters headline
  334. Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine -- Times.
  335. Dog Accused Of Racism -- D. Telegraph
  336. Dog Dirt In Park - Group Leaders Step In -- Congleton Guardian
  337. Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce
  338. Doggie Perfume Sets Tails Wagging -- Reuters headline
  339. Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled
  340. Dolphins, Whales, Seals Do Research -- AP headline
  341. Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation -- Reuters headline
  342. Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief -- Reuters headline
  343. Down Under Love for Princess Anne's Daughter -- Reuters headline
  344. Downside to Fewer Violent Deaths: Transplant Organ Shortage Grows -- New York Times headline
  345. Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
  346. Dragons Help Fund Cure For Diabetes -- North Bay (Ontario) Nugget.
  347. Dragons Slay Galaxy -- Lewiston (Maine) Sun-Journal.
  348. Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
  349. Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole -- Western Mail
  350. Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
  351. Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
  352. Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets -- Independent.
  353. Drugs Fine For Businessman
  354. Drugs Giant Gets Shot In Arm -- Western Dally Press.
  355. Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse -- Irish Times
  356. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
  357. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
  358. Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns -- Infobeat
  359. Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
  360. DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI -- AP headline
  361. Dumped Fish Remains Upset -- Wellington (NZ) Evening Post
  362. Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts -- Reuters headline
  363. Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood -- PA headline
  364. Dyke Calls Up Daleks To Take On Hollywood -- Sunday Times
  365. E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court -- Weekly Newswatch (Ghana)
  366. Eagle Found In Man's Sink
  367. Earth Summit "Offers no help for East Kent" -- East Kent Mercury
  368. Economist Uses Theory To Explain Economy -- Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
  369. Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants -- Eastern Evening News
  370. El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
  371. Elf Bribed To Get Plant -- Nairobi Nation
  372. Elf Condoms Stolen -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
  373. Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets -- BBC Ceefax.
  374. Eloping Lover, 92, In Court - The Times
  375. Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch -- AP headline
  376. Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
  377. End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
  378. Energy Executives Urge Some Gas-Emission Limits on Bush -- New York Times headline
  379. Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
  380. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  381. English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics -- Law Society Gazette
  382. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  383. Enraged Cow Injures House
  384. ET Guilty Of Attempted Murder -- The Star And SA Times International
  385. EU Minister Hunts Rubber Duck to Near Extinction. -- The Times
  386. EU Must Unite On Drugs
  387. EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction -- Times
  388. EU Plans £70m Tower Of Babel -- Sunday Times
  389. Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk -- AFP headline
  390. Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto - Bristol Evening Post
  391. Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government -- East Brunswick (N.J.) Home News Tribune headline
  392. Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar -- Daily Telegraph
  393. Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost
  394. Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom -- AP headline
  395. Ex-Head Tells Of Elf's Work As Paris Agent --Int. Herald Tribune
  396. Expert Has Brains Of BSE Chicken
  397. Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation -- UPI headline
  398. Experts Bury British Coal - Guardian
  399. Explosion Of Professors At Universities - Sunday Times
  400. Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury -- AP headline
  401. Eye Drops Off Shelf
  402. "Flying Rats" Have Bank In Flap -- Irish News.
  403. Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction -- Reuters headline
  404. Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland -- Sunderland Echo
  405. Fairy Returned Safe And Well -- Middlesborough Evening Gazette.
  406. Fairy Tourists Spark Warning To Children -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus
  407. Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
  408. Families Jettison Meals At Table -- Times
  409. Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds
  410. Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
  411. Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater -- Yorkshire Regional Ceefax
  412. Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea
  413. Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told -- PA headline
  414. Farmer Bill Dies In House
  415. Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
  416. Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill
  417. Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
  418. Fayed's Chopper Drives Us Crazy -- Ealing & Acton Gazette
  419. Fears Over Singing Lollipop -- Johannesburg Times
  420. Feds Step Up Laundering Crackdown -- AP headline
  421. Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
  422. Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
  423. Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them -- Johannesburg Star
  424. Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary -- AFP headline
  425. Final Funerals In Arkansas -- Daily Telegraph
  426. Fine Young Man Convicted Of Misdemeanor
  427. Fish Around On New Web Sites -- Watford Observer.
  428. Fish Lurk In Streams -- Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
  429. Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School
  430. Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
  431. Floods Only Bring More Tears
  432. Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines -- AP headline
  433. Flowers To Ease Famine -- Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
  434. Fly Genes Mixed into Chicken Soup -- UPI headline
  435. Flying Bishop Pursued -- Guardian
  436. Flying Goats Spark Alarm
  437. Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack -- Daily Telegraph
  438. Food Is Basic To Student Diet --Bridgeport (Cn) Post 1/18/78
  439. Foot Heads Arms Body -- Daily Mirror
  440. For Valentine's Day, Try to Plan Your Spontaneity -- Indianapolis Star headline
  441. Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear -- Irish Times
  442. Former Python To Open Giraffe House -- The News (Portsmouth)
  443. Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World
  444. Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue - Financial Times
  445. Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In The Cold -- Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
  446. Free Speech For Aliens
  447. French Minister 'Condoned Police Shooting Of Aliens' - Guardian
  448. French Police Suspect Nudist Site Has Something to Hide -- AFP headline
  449. Frequent Handshaking May Be Hazardous to Candidates -- AFP headline
  450. Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years -- AP headline
  451. Frogs Satirize Racial Politics - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
  452. Frozen Semen Talks -- from an Australian paper; an article on a visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
  453. Frying Squirrel Blamed for Sunday Power Outage -- Muskegon (Mich.) Chronicle headline
  454. FT Not To Blame For Journalists' Suffering -- Independent
  455. Fuchsia Talks -- Bristol Evening Post
  456. Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
  457. Fur Flies In Cat Kitty -- Evening News?
  458. Future Bright for Super Stainless Steel -- AFP headline
  459. "Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders -- Irish Times.
  460. "Gunproof" Chief Shot -- South China Morning Post
  461. Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants
  462. Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out - The Tallahassee Bugle
  463. Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying -- AP headline
  464. Geckos Reveal Creativity, Expertise -- The Nambian
  465. General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
  466. General Motors: Air Bag Failure Not a Concern -- AP headline
  467. Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists
  468. Gentler War Promised in Colombia -- AP headline
  469. German Airbag Theft Exploding -- Reuters headline
  470. German Army Is Told To Let Women Fight -- Int. Herald Tribune
  471. German Driver Beaten for Observing Speed Limit -- Reuters headline
  472. German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
  473. German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women -- Daily Telegraph
  474. Ghosts In $1M Fraud -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
  475. Ghosts Take Derby -- Lynn News
  476. Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
  477. Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port -- Townsville (Queensland) Austrilia
  478. Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over -- Halifax Evening Courier.
  479. Giant Tea Bag Kept Families Up All Night! -- Oxford Journal.
  480. Giant Tea Bags Protest
  481. Giant Waves down Queen Mary’s funnel -- Guardian, 1950s
  482. Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
  483. Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area -- Unknown Cornish Paper
  484. Girl, 14, Saved By Dog's Eyes -- Daily Post
  485. Gnome Sparks Srike -- The Weekend Australian
  486. God Commissions £10 Theme Park -- Building Design
  487. God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police -- York & District Advertiser
  488. God Holds Up Traffic
  489. God Is 'More Important' The Second Time Around -- D. Telegraph
  490. God Sends A Sign To The Heathen In The Chevy -- Independent.
  491. God Throws Dice Into Black Hole
  492. Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving -- AP headline
  493. Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls -- BBC Teletext News
  494. Goliath Cleared Of Assaulting Piranha At Club -- The Times
  495. Gore Helps Kids Learn Gibberish -- AP headline
  496. Gore Stands Behind Clinton
  497. Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
  498. Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns
  499. Government's Attack On Greys Premature -- Victoria (Bc) Times Colonial
  500. Governor's Penis Busy - [Should Be -Pen Is -] The New Haven Connecticut Register
  501. Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters - The Tallahassee Democrat
  502. Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
  503. Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue -- San Francisco Examiner
  504. Great Wall Getting Less Great -- Reuters headline
  505. Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holidaymakers -- The Times
  506. Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese -- AP headline
  507. Greek Bars Close Early In Protest At Early Closure
  508. Green Man Causes Jams -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
  509. Groin Kick Led To 7-Day Erection -- Examiner (Cork - Ireland)
  510. Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts
  511. Guinea-Pig Judge Quits
  512. Gunman Shot By 999 Cops -- Daily Mirror
  513. Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal
  514. Haddock Bids For NFU Leadership -- Western Morning News
  515. Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job -- Western Daily Press
  516. Hairdo Kills Mum - Daily Mirror
  517. Hairdresser "On Another Planet" -- Southampton Daily Echo
  518. Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV -- Reuters headline
  519. Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red -- The Scotsman 25/01/2000. Also in the same paper
  520. Half Of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study For Graduation
  521. Half Women Living In Fear -- Daily Record
  522. Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill
  523. Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space -- Midweek Visitor (Southport)
  524. Happiness Cannot Be Bought but it Lengthens Life
  525. Harrowing, Hungry Voyage For 22 Aliens -- New York Daily News
  526. Head In Pot Lands Man In Can -- Rockland (NY) Journal News
  527. Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee -- AP headline
  528. Heads Fly To Funeral
  529. Heads In Short Supply
  530. Heads Thrown Out Of Meeting -- Woolwich & Plumstead News Shopper
  531. Headless Chickens Roam The Commons -- Daily Express
  532. Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995 -- The Times
  533. Heart Donor Recovers -- Irish Independant
  534. Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope -- Daily Mail.
  535. Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success -- Evening Standard
  536. Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity, To Goose Hunters
  537. Hershey Bars Protest
  538. Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K. -- Reuters headline
  539. Hitler Hits Tourists -- - Wolverhampton Express & Star
  540. Hitler Travelled For Years After Death -- Melbourne Age.
  541. Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
  542. Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem -- Cornishman
  543. Holy Russia Quashes Alien Worship -- Independent
  544. Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
  545. Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas -- AFP headline
  546. Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away -- Reuters headline
  547. Hooters Off-Limits to Coast Guard
  548. Hopes Soar For First Supersonic Pumpkin Flight - The Times
  549. Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game In '81
  550. Horse Goes Back In Time For New Look -- The Licensee.
  551. Hospital Ban On Babies -- Newark Advertiser
  552. Hospital Plans Hinge On Roads -- Oxford Times.
  553. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
  554. Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
  555. Hotel Burns.Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
  556. Hotline To God Great Success -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
  557. House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
  558. How Many Condoms Is Enough?
  559. How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers -- Daily Mail.
  560. How to Drink and Still Stay Sober -- Reuters headline
  561. How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Har -- Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
  562. Human Version of Fly Gene Found
  563. Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance
  564. Hundreds Hurt During Annual Stone-throwing Festival -- PA news headline
  565. Hungry Body Ate Fasting Buddhist Alive -- The Times
  566. Hunt For Doorstep Attacker -- Halifax Evening Courier
  567. Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard -- Homg Kong Standard
  568. Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing' - The Monitor (Uganda)
  569. Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure" -- Daily Telegraph
  570. Husband's Internet Date Turns out to Be His Wife -- PA headline
  571. I Did Exist Says Major -- Mirror.
  572. Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
  573. Idaho Group Organizes To Help, Service Widows
  574. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
  575. Ike Says Nixon Can't Stand Pat
  576. Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes -- AFP headline
  577. I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman -- South Avon Mercury
  578. Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon -- Times.
  579. Incest More Common Than Thought In America
  580. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  581. India's Nuclear Yeti
  582. Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot -- AP headline
  583. Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
  584. Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On
  585. Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
  586. Inquest Opens on Dead Woman -- Bath Chronicle
  587. Insect Sex Organs Rise From The Dead -- New Scientist
  588. Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes -- Irish Times.
  589. Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding -- Sydney Daily Telegraph.
  590. Invisible Man Disappears From View -- Reuters headline
  591. Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash -- Sunday Times
  592. Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash -- Wimbledon Independent.
  593. Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
  594. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  595. Irish Mice Win Design Award -- Irish Times.
  596. Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion
  597. Irish Robots Win At Volleyball -- Irish Times.
  598. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
  599. Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once? -- Leyton Guardian
  600. Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace
  601. Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
  602. It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives.
  603. Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land -- Reuters headline
  604. Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
  605. Janet Jackson Has Another, Um, Single Out -- Arizona Republic headline
  606. Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands -- Reuters headline
  607. Jesus "Not A Hedgehog" -- Church Times
  608. Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand -- Associated Press headline
  609. Judge Acts To Reopen Theater
  610. Judge Issues Preliminary Injunction In Cigarette Display Case -- Asheville (Nc) Citizen-Times.
  611. Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.
  612. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
  613. Judgement Day Date Delayed
  614. Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"
  615. Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation -- Irish Times.
  616. Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident -- AP headline
  617. Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide -- This Week In The News
  618. Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
  619. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
  620. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  621. Kids' Pajamas To Be Removed By Woolworth
  622. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
  623. King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis -- Weekly Telegraph.
  624. Kissinger Allegedly Forges Mideast Pact
  625. Kremlin May Decide Outcome Of Cavan-Monaghan Election -- Irish Times
  626. Kruger Park Lions Dying Like Flies -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
  627. "Light" Meals Are Lower In Fat, Calories -- Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
  628. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
  629. Labour Councillors Worried About Disappearing Trains
  630. Lack Of Brains Hinders Research -- The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
  631. Lack Of Water Hurts Ice Fishing
  632. Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant -- Reuters headline
  633. Landmines -- Diana On Last Leg Of Trip -- Bbc Ceefax
  634. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
  635. Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers -- New Scientist
  636. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find -- The Los Angeles Times, November 2
  637. Latin Course To Be Canceled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
  638. Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead -- AP headline
  639. Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
  640. Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
  641. Lawyer Frees Own Killer -- News 0f The World
  642. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
  643. Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
  644. Legal Actions Aim To Prevent 'Anorexic And Alien Body' Being Built -- Irish Times.
  645. Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
  646. Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife -- News 0f The World.
  647. Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached. -- Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
  648. Lesbian Cow Study Udderly Serious -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail headline
  649. Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y. -- New York Post
  650. Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets -- Unknown Source, Quoted By John Preston, Sunday Telegraph.
  651. Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought -- AP headline
  652. Let The People Decide On Drugs -- Observer
  653. Life Means Caring For Hospital Director
  654. Lightning Strikes Worshippers
  655. Limp Bizkit Singer: Money's Not All
  656. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip
  657. Lions Elect New District Governor
  658. Lions Put On Dog Show -- West Briton (Cornwall)
  659. Lions Say That Was Then, This Is Now -- Johannesburg Citizen
  660. Lions Still Preying On Aliens -- The Star And Sunday South African Times
  661. Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest -- Ely (Nevada) Daily Times
  662. Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something -- Reuters headline
  663. Living Saint Laid To Rest --Examiner
  664. Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane -- D. Telegraph.
  665. Llama Drama Ding-Dong. -- Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
  666. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
  667. Local Man Has Longest Horns In Texas
  668. London 4800 Nurses Short -- Evening Standard
  669. London Bus Goes Down Well In Moscow -- Dundee Courier.
  670. Londons Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch - The Times
  671. Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow - Newsday
  672. Lord's Mother Suing Diocese
  673. Lost Scissors Found In Woman -- Guardian.
  674. Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
  675. Low-Cost Rabies Shots To Be Offered In Transylvania -- Ashville Citizen-Times
  676. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty -- Newsday, July 11
  677. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
  678. Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians -- AP headline
  679. "Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase -- Guardian
  680. "Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda
  681. Mad Cow Talks -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
  682. Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest -- The Times
  683. Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
  684. Maggots Tackle Raiders
  685. Magician's Car Vanishes
  686. Magician Nearly Killed By Doves -- West Briton
  687. Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags -- AFP headline
  688. Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children -- Reuters headline
  689. Male Naturist Members Rise -- Big Issue North
  690. Malls Try To Attract Shoppers -- The Baltimore Sun, October 22
  691. Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing' -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
  692. Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
  693. Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp into Pants -- AP headline
  694. Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
  695. Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body -- Bbc North Ceefax.
  696. Man Attacked By Canal
  697. Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil -- Birmingham Post
  698. Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians -- Reuters headline
  699. Man Charged with Meth Manufacture after Pants Explode -- AP headline
  700. Man Died Of Natural Causes -- Wirral News Group
  701. Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter -- Reuters headline
  702. Man Dies After Life Support Removed
  703. Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
  704. Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma -- AP headline
  705. Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex -- Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
  706. Man Fined For Quacking
  707. Man Frees Self From Mailbox
  708. Man Goes Berserk in Car Saleroom, Many Volvos Hurt -- Reuters headline
  709. Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee
  710. Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
  711. Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
  712. Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck -- Reuters. Full the story click Here
  713. Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider -- Halifax Evening Courier
  714. Man Is Fatally Slain
  715. Man Jailed After Restaurant Row - Indian Staff Terrified As He Demands Italian Food -- Aberdeen Evening Express.
  716. Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
  717. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
  718. Man Of God Kicks Dog In Head -- Peterborough Eve. Telegraph.
  719. Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone -- PA headline
  720. Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working -- Reuters headline
  721. Man Ordered To Marry Cow
  722. Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo -- PA headline
  723. Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies -- The Los Angeles Times, March 2
  724. Man Says Israeli Police Shot Him -- AP headline
  725. Man Shaved For Using Prophetess' toilet -- East African Standard
  726. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete -- The Miami Herald, July 3
  727. Man Shot By Shed -- Sun
  728. Man Shot In Los Boliches -- The Town Crier (Malaga)
  729. Man Sought At Sea Was In Bed
  730. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  731. Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint -- Madison (Indiana) Courier headline
  732. Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran over Him -- Greenville (S.C.) News headline
  733. Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head -- AP headline
  734. Man Vanishes While Driving - Providence Journal-Bulletin
  735. Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies -- Daily Mirror
  736. Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino
  737. Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World
  738. Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly -- Irish Times
  739. Mangoes Bring Down Plane - The Sunday Mail (Brisbane, Australia)
  740. Manhunt For Former Elf Boss -- Irish Times.
  741. Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
  742. Many Women at Risk of Being Murdered Don't Know It -- Reuters headline
  743. Marbles Tortured, Says Minister -- Irish Times.
  744. March Planned For Next August
  745. Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
  746. Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming - The New Haven Connecticut Register
  747. Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses -- Woking News & Mail
  748. Mary Poppins Is A Black Man -- Economist.
  749. Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda -- Irish Times
  750. Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War -- Wolverhampton Express & Star,
  751. Mayor's Ball Is Back On The Menu -- Gloucestershire Echo
  752. Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library -- Mesa Tribune, (after the book, SEX, by Madonna was released)
  753. Mayor Is Ousted By Mice -- Western Daily Press
  754. Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
  755. Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess -- AP headline
  756. Memories Are Stolen After Burglars Raid Oap's Home -- Wiltshire Star.
  757. Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling - The Times
  758. Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors -- Daily Telegraph
  759. Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
  760. Men Think Their Way to Fertility -- Reuters headline
  761. Merlin Meets The Pope -- Reading Evening Post
  762. Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback
  763. Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
  764. Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs - The Anchorage Alaska Times
  765. Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth
  766. Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car - Daily Texan
  767. Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk -- AP headline
  768. Miami Considers Staying Put -- New York Times headline
  769. Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
  770. Mice To Be Bombed
  771. Mickey Mouse Found In Antartic Ice -- Modern Astronomy Magazine
  772. Middle East Villages On The Move To Australia -- Brisbane Courier Mall
  773. Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.
  774. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
  775. Milkman Finds Leg
  776. Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language
  777. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
  778. Ministers Son Held On Drugs -- Daily Mirror
  779. Mirror Plans Rival To FT -- Observer
  780. Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths -- Newark Advertiser
  781. Missing Teen Tied To Bones
  782. Mistook Inmate's Noose For Decoration, Court Told -- Dundee Courier And Advertiser
  783. Mobile Phone Threat To Universe
  784. Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost -- Waltham Forest (London) Independant
  785. Mole's Conviction Is Quashed -- Wiltshire Times
  786. Mole Embraces Supermarkets
    Sandy Mole Is A D&G Planning Official. - Dumfries & Galloway Standard
  787. Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat
  788. Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
  789. Monster Growing Out Of Control -- Guardian
  790. Monsters Take To The Streets -- Sunday Mail (Queensland)
  791. Months To Wait For Mouldy Flat Family -- The Citizen (Gloucester)
  792. Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
  793. More Exercise May Help Weight Loss -- AP headline
  794. Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
  795. Morticians Fight Over Corpse -- Canberra Times
  796. MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away" -- Times
  797. Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell ... Coffee -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel headline
  798. Mrs. Corson's Seat Up For Grabs
  799. Mrs. Rydell's Bust Unveiled, At Nearby School
  800. Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10 -- Teletext
  801. Myth and Monsters exhibition entertains and eductaes -- Westminster Independent
  802. Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message
  803. N.J. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
  804. Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival' -- AP headline
  805. Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
  806. NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis - Lewiston (ME)
  807. Nasa To Spend $1b On Asteroids -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
  808. Nation's Hungry Attack Meese.
  809. National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort -- Reuters headline
  810. Naturism Seeks Raised Profile -- Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
  811. Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In -- Irish Times
  812. Navy To Make Boats -- -- South China Morning Post
  813. Neighbours Fear Golf Balls -- Richmond and Twickenham Times
  814. Nelson's Hair Saved Grandson -- Times
  815. Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
  816. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
  817. New Autos To Hit 5 Million
  818. New compensation rules for late flights delayed by a year -- The Times
  819. New Head Of Rail Body -- Hammersmith And Fulham Post
  820. New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
  821. New Lease Of Life For The Wizard – Halifax Evening Courier
  822. New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians -- The Times
  823. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
  824. New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability
  825. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
  826. New Tabloid "Owned By God"
  827. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  828. New York Bans Judgement Day -- Guardian
  829. New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts -- AFP headline
  830. News Crew Pickpocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story -- Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) headline
  831. Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
  832. Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
  833. Night School To Hear Pest Talk
  834. Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass -- Evening Standard
  835. North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis -- Reuters.
  836. North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
  837. Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam -- AP headline
  838. Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
  839. Nuclear Fuel Sent To Japan "Unsafe" -- Guardian.
  840. Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play
  841. Nudist Welfare Worker's Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory --
  842. Nuns Drop Suit; Bishops Agree To Aid Them
  843. Nurse Fends Off Crocodile -- Irish Independent
  844. Nurses Warn Against Rash Use Of Herbal Oil Treatments -- The Guardian
  845. Ny Ponders Beating Victim -- AP Headline
  846. News of the World
  847. "Only Jail Will Stop Me", Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
  848. Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly -- Mirror
  849. Oasis Album Could Be Record
  850. Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
  851. Officer Convicted Of Accepting Bride
  852. Officers Shoot Dead Burglar In Siege -- Times
  853. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -- The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
  854. Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
  855. Officials: Elvis is Still Dead -- AP headline
  856. Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium -- AP headline
  857. Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
  858. Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes -- Reuters headline
  859. Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully -- Irish Times
  860. One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex
  861. Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery -- Times Of India
  862. Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate
  863. Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
  864. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax - San Antonio Rose
  865. Oscar Proves God Is A Mexican -- Guardian.
  866. Ottawa May Tackle Homeless -- Toronto Star headline
  867. Our Kids Die More Often: Nt Report -- Darwin Suburban
  868. [President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible" -- AP headline
  869. [Roman Catholic] Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug -- Reuters
  870. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  871. Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor -- Hong Kong Standard.
  872. Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors -- Peterborough Evening Telegraph.
  873. Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains -- The Times
  874. Pastor Aghast After First Lady Sex Position
  875. Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays - Western Mail
  876. Patient At Death's Door -Doctors Pull Him Through
  877. Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
  878. Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse -- AP headline
  879. Pd Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space -- Irish Times
  880. Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
  881. Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins -- The News(Portsmouth).
  882. Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu -- South China Morning Post
  883. Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip – Seattle Times
  884. Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust -Free - Chicago Daily News
  885. Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
  886. Phantom Actor Sues -- Daily Telegraph
  887. Phantom Bus Didn't Show -- South Bucks Star
  888. Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income -- Guardian
  889. Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month -- Metro (London).
  890. Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players - Guardian
  891. Pig Music Ordered Turned Down -- AP headline
  892. Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
  893. Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
  894. Pirates Could Be Jailed -- Halifax Evening Courier.
  895. Pit Bulls Love You, Really
  896. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
  897. Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
  898. Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"
  899. Plastic Factory Worked Burned -- Coventry Eve. Telegraph
  900. Platform Shoes Claim Another Life -- Reuters headline
  901. Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
  902. Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
  903. Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman
  904. Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting -- AP headline
  905. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
  906. Police Discover Crack In Australia
  907. Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind -- Reno Gazette-Journal headline
  908. Police Hunt Spoons -- Falmouth Packet
  909. Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
  910. Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots -- Daily Record.
  911. Police Plea On Speed -- Northampton Herald & Post.
  912. Police Probe 'Suspicious' Body in Cemetery -- PA headline
  913. Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot -- Chicago Tribune headline
  914. Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing -- Reuters headline
  915. Police Seek Witnesses To Assault -- Richmond Borough Guardian
  916. Police Sing For Animals -- Brighton & Hove Albion.
  917. Police Spray Knife Man On Train -- Sydney Dally Telegraph.
  918. Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard -- Halifax (Canada) Chronicle-Herald headline
  919. Police Target "Invisible" Cycle Riders -- Cornish Guardian
  920. Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers -- North Bay Nugget (Ontario)
  921. Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970 -- AP headline;
    Two Cops Killed Attempting Arrest -- AP headline that appeared much later the same day
  922. Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack -- La Crosse (Wisc.) Tribune headline
  923. Police: Man Killed Wife, Self, Set Fire -- Houston Chronicle headline
  924. Political Apathy Growing, Poll Shows -- UPI Headline
  925. Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife -- Reuters headline
  926. Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue -- AP headline
  927. Poop Scooper Finds Job Fun, Refreshing -- AP headline
  928. Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter -- D. Telegraph.
  929. Portable Toilet Bombed Police Have Nothing To Go On -Newton Daily News
  930. Postmen Taught How To Walk -- Daily Mail
  931. Postmistress Is Sued By Killer For Missing FT -- Daily Telegraph
  932. Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal -- AP headline
  933. Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed
  934. Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta
  935. Prehistoric Man Gets Lift In A Hearse -- Western Mail
  936. Presidential Footwear on Display -- AP headline
  937. Priest Duels With Dracula -- Mltcham & Morden Guardian.
  938. Priest in Fatal Crash Improves -- Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger headline
  939. Prosecution Paints O.J. As A Wife-Killer -- Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
  940. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
  941. Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade -- Reuters headline
  942. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
  943. Prostitutes To Hold Open Day -- Irish Times
  944. Protecting Thanet's Cuntryside -- Adscene - Thanet
  945. Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World -- Derby Evening Telegraph
  946. Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
  947. Public Swings In Favour Of The Prince-- The Times
  948. Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates -- The Times
  949. Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
  950. Putin Pardons Pope - Brisbane Courier Mail
  951. Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap -- Northampton Chronicle & Echo
  952. Python Savages Parrot -- Wales On Sunday
  953. QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer -- The Advertiser
  954. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
  955. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
  956. Race Cyclists Caught Speeding -- Reuters headline
  957. Rats Con Woman, 78, Out Of £3000 Savings -- Greenwhich Mercury
  958. Rattle To Lead Berlin Philharmonic -- AP headline
  959. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  960. Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother -- The Dally Observer (St John's, Antigua).
  961. Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous -- UPI headline
  962. Rector With Crowbar Seeks To Lay Nun's Ghost -- Daily Graphic.
  963. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
  964. Report: Depression Causes Impotence
  965. Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'
  966. Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage -- UPI headline
  967. Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions -- AP headline
  968. Researchers Locate Tomato Gene -- AP headline
  969. Researchers Can See Thoughts
  970. Revolt By Yard Men
  971. Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison -- Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
  972. Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head -- AP headline
  973. Ribena Offer To Blood Service
  974. Right To Die Advocate Found Dead.
  975. Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation – Times
  976. Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing - as Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate -- San Francisco Chronicle headline
  977. RJB To Spend £50m On Lifting Australian Stake - The Times
  978. Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
  979. Robber Orders Starbucks Employee To Ground --
  980. Robber Sawed His Father In Half
  981. Robbers Attack School in Pretoria -- AP headline
  982. Rolling Stones Give Free Concert - No One Killed -- Reuters headline
  983. Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself -- from the Chicago Rotary Club journal Gyrator
  984. RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters -- Daily Telegraph
  985. Russia's Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe -- Guardian
  986. Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
  987. Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is -- AP headline
  988. Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy -- Guardian.
  989. 'Santa' Steals Painkiller From Drug Store -- AP headline
  990. [Indian] Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence -- Reuters headline
  991. Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect -- AP headline
  992. Scots Experts To Help Georgia's Rural Economy -- The Scotsman 25/01/2000
  993. S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers -- Daily Yomiuri (Japan)
  994. S. Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law
  995. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  996. Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax -- Guardian.
  997. Salesman Says He Left, 4 Large Rings In Malden Bathtub
  998. Sand Found On Beach Shocker -- Hartlepool Mail
  999. Santa Accused of Slapping Child -- Reuters
  1000. Santa Gives Jesus The Sack -- Guardian
  1001. Santa Rosa Man Denies He Commited Suicide In South San Francisco
  1002. Saudi Takes Four Wives in One Night to Spite His Ex -- AFP headline
  1003. Sauerkraut Seeks New Image -- Reuters headline
  1004. Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note -- Daily Telegraph
  1005. Save Streams, Fish Head Warns -- Bainbridge (GA) Review
  1006. Saving The Whale From Space -- BBC News Online
  1007. Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor -- Reuters headline
  1008. Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged
  1009. School Praised After Vandalism -- West Briton
  1010. School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen -- Reuters headline
  1011. Science Confirms: Politicians Lie -- Reuters headline
  1012. Scientists Find "Cure" For Sex-Change Fish -- Evening Standard (London)
  1013. Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees! - People & Places (Ghana)
  1014. Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers -- Daily Record
  1015. Scientists See Quakes In L.A. Future -- The Oregonian, January 28
  1016. Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
  1017. Scottish Scientists Plan Search For Laziness Gene -- Reuters headline
  1018. Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure Provides For Electrocution For All Persons Over 17
  1019. Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils -- Newark (NJ) Star Ledger
  1020. Seven Foreigners, Seven Locals Up Each Other At Wotulu Memorial -- Inodnesioan Observer
  1021. Severed Hand Saved By Peas -- The Sun
  1022. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
  1023. Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
  1024. Sex Up and Down after September 11 -- Reuters headline
  1025. Shanghai Adult Toy Fair Hits the Spot -- Reuters headline
  1026. Shark Dies Biting Man
  1027. Sharks Gored In Bullring -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
  1028. Sheep Answers Monk's Prayer -- Darlington & Stockton Times
  1029. Shell Found on Beach -- (Brighton Argus, UK)
  1030. Shirtless Woman Joyrides in Stolen Police Cruiser -- Denver Post headline
  1031. Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered -- AP headline
  1032. Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
  1033. Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police
  1034. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
  1035. Sick Skunks Overrun Massachusetts -- Lewiston (Me:) Sun Journal.
  1036. Silent Bar Staff And Customers With Three Legs At Inn -- West Briton (Cornwall).
  1037. Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
  1038. Silicon Boys Have More Time to Look for Love -- AFP headline
  1039. Six Take £8m Pot -- News Of The World
  1040. Slave Sale Aids Charity -- Gloucester Echo
  1041. Slimy Leeches Are Devoted Parents -- Reuters headline
  1042. Slow Progress For Rotting Estate Victims -- Glossop (Derbyshire) Advertiser
  1043. Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest" -- AP headline
  1044. Smaller Families Recquire Less Food
  1045. Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
  1046. Smokers Have Odd Brains
  1047. Snake Throws Master Into Cell
  1048. Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth -- UPI headline
  1049. Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen --The Atlanta Journal 4/4/79
  1050. Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter -- AP headline
  1051. Snowman Accused Of Indecency - Daily Telegraph
  1052. Snowman Quits Top Opera Job -- Times
  1053. Some People Have Been Gormless Since 1746 -- Daily Telegraph
  1054. Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information
  1055. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
  1056. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
  1057. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
  1058. Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
  1059. Spaniards Study Inside of Ham
  1060. Special Events Mark Domestic Violence Month -- Seattle Post-Intellgencer.
  1061. Spiders Signed Up For Army
  1062. Split Rears In Farmers' Movememt
  1063. Spooked Elephants Riot At Suburban Mall
  1064. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
  1065. Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts -- D Telegraph.
  1066. Squirrel Sleuth Cracks Robbery -- Reuters headline
  1067. Squirrel Turns City Dark, Sets Grass Fire -- Ogden (Ut) Standard-Examiner.
  1068. Squirrels Eating Tokyo -- High Desert Advocate (West Wendover, Nevada).
  1069. St Malo: Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation -- Jersey Evening Post
  1070. Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
  1071. Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
  1072. Staff Dig Deep For Children -- Gloucestershire Echo.
  1073. Stampede For Compost
  1074. State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish
  1075. Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25 -- Mary Ann Tebdo Republican Senator From Colorado Springs
  1076. Steals Clock, Faces Time
  1077. Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp -- Irish Times.
  1078. Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports -- Independent On Sunday.
  1079. Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
  1080. Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
  1081. Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan
  1082. Stiff Opposition To Casketless Funeral Plan
  1083. Stock Market Succumbs to Reality -- AP headline
  1084. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
  1085. Stop Strimming Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post
  1086. Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims -- Express
  1087. Strawberry Charged Over Sex And Drugs -- Int. Herald Tribune,
  1088. Strawberry Speaks Of Death Wish -- Int. Herald Tribune
  1089. Stretches Of M62 Have "Vanished" -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
  1090. Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends -- AP headline
  1091. Stud Tires Out
  1092. Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record -- AP headline
  1093. Study Finds Broad Problems in Army
  1094. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -- Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
  1095. Study Links Menopause, Aging
  1096. Study: Alcohol May Prevent Dementia -- AP headline
  1097. Study: Ape Herpes Viruses May Be Transmissible to Humans -- Reuters headline
  1098. Study: Depressed Women Live Longer -- AP headline
  1099. Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected -- AP headline
  1100. Study: Duct Tape Doesn't Seal Ducts -- AP headline
  1101. Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage -- AP headline
  1102. Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy
  1103. Study: Narcissists are Dangerous
  1104. Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan -- AP headline
  1105. Successful Heads May Be Shared -- Daily Telegraph
  1106. Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
  1107. Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer
  1108. Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food" -- Reuters headline
  1109. Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables -- Reuters headline
  1110. Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook -- Jersey Evening Post
  1111. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -- The New York Times, November 22
  1112. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  1113. Suspected Alien Boat Dodges Customs -- Brisbane Courier Mail.
  1114. Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License -- Houston Chronicle headline
  1115. Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies -- The Guardian
  1116. Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence -- Reuters headline
  1117. Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station -- The Record (Hackensack New Jersey)
  1118. Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
  1119. Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute
  1120. Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll
  1121. Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success -- Associated Press
  1122. System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle -- Irish Times
  1123. "The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too -- AP headline
  1124. TABLETS Viagra blamed for 69 deaths -- Ceefax News Page
  1125. Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate -- Sunday Times
  1126. Tarzan's Loincloth Hid A Big Swinger -- Sunday Times (South Africa).
  1127. Tax Break For Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post.
  1128. Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows -- Brisbane (Aust) Sunday Mail.
  1129. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  1130. Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men -- The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
  1131. Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys -- AP headline
  1132. Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying
  1133. Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting
  1134. Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off -- Reuters headline
  1135. Termites Lay Siege To New Orleans -- Sunday Times (South Africa)
  1136. Testicles On Sale -- The Nambian
  1137. Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist -- Reuters headline
  1138. Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders - The Miami Herald
  1139. Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son - The Arkansas Plainsman
  1140. The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
  1141. The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
  1142. The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley -- Daily Telegraph
  1143. The Unknown Clouds Search for School Superintendent -- Louisville, Kentucky
  1144. There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of Alcohol -- Hull Daily Mail
  1145. There May Be Diamonds in Planets -- AP headline
  1146. They Came They Saw... Swindon --Western Daily Press
  1147. Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass -- UPI headline
  1148. Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud -- AP headline
  1149. Thomas the Tank Engine Discovered Driving Taxi -- Reuters headline
  1150. Thousands See Green Man -- North Devon Journal.
  1151. Three in hospital after fresh Legionnaires' outbreak -- Ananova
  1152. Three Wise Men Refused Visas By Saudi Arabia
  1153. Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor
  1154. Tigers Shoot Down Gunship -- Irish Tmes
  1155. Time Machine Found In Brain
  1156. Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers -- AP headline
  1157. Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing -- Daily Telegraph
  1158. Toads Stop Play In Top Cricket Pub
  1159. Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes -- The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
  1160. Tomorrow: Political Guru Ed Rollins At 9 AM
  1161. Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack --Independent
  1162. Too Much Homework is Bad for You, UK Academics Say -- Reuters headline
  1163. Top Evangelist Caught Red-Handed With Nanny-Goat – People & Places (Ghana)
  1164. Top Surgeon Is To Head New Body In Medical Ethics -- Evening Standard
  1165. Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach -- AP headline
  1166. Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty -- Independent
  1167. Town To Drop School Bus, When Overpass Is Ready
  1168. Towns Must Spend Big To Fight Alien Plans -- Boston Globe
  1169. Toxic Waste Tour Planned
  1170. Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
  1171. Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
  1172. Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots -- Mirror.
  1173. Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon -- PA headline
  1174. Transsexuals Benefits Cut Off -- Highbury & Islington Express.
  1175. Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs -- Reuters
  1176. Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport -- Weekly Telegraph
  1177. Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General -- Irish Times
  1178. Trout Being Tempted By Extra-Terrestrials - Dudley Chronicle
  1179. Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
  1180. Turkey Blamed For Appaling Driving
  1181. Turkey Votes for Christmas -- Financial Times
  1182. Tv Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha -- Philippine Dally Inquirer.
  1183. TV Sets To Book Hols
  1184. Twinkles Shortage Looms -- New York Dally News.
  1185. Two Cars Were Reported Stolen By The Groveton Police Yesterday.
  1186. Two Convicts Evade Noose Jury Hung
  1187. Two Guns Beats Four Aces: Armed Robbers Hit Paris Poker Tournament -- AFP headline
  1188. Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail -- Reuters headline
  1189. Two Sisters Reunited After Eighteen Years At Checkout Counter
  1190. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
  1191. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  1192. U R Out: Man Fired by SMS -- Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald headline
  1193. U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets -- Reuters headline
  1194. U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
  1195. U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays -- AFP headline
  1196. U.S. Distances Itself From Haiti -- AP headline
  1197. U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
  1198. U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies
  1199. U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
  1200. USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants -- Cnn News
  1201. Uganda Facing Condom Shortage -- AP headline
    Ugandans Enjoying the Good Life -- AP headline apparently unrelated to the above which appeared the same day.
  1202. UK Charter Aims To Improve Rights For The Dead -- British Medical Journal
  1203. UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop -- Sunday Telegraph
  1204. Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn
  1205. Uncut Workers Better Survivors -- The Australian.
  1206. Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life-- Reuters headline
  1207. Undergrads Flunk Sperm Bank Tests -- Straits Times Singapore)
  1208. Underwater Church Rescue
  1209. Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts -- West Briton (Cornwall).
  1210. Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash
  1211. Unusual Millennium Parties Planned -- AP headline
  1212. Urgent Plea For "Flying Lollipop" Patrols -- Cornish Guardian
  1213. Use Of Heroin Shooting Up -- Huntingdon Town Crier
  1214. Van In Pork Pie Ambush -- Newcastle Journal
  1215. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
  1216. Viagra to Raise Sri Lanka Troop Morale -- AFP headline
  1217. Victim's Family Didn't Need Another Death -- Rocky Mountain News
  1218. Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
  1219. Vietnam Elects Dead Man To Politburo
  1220. Vinnie Jones Enters Dog In Waterloo Cup. -- Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
  1221. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
  1222. Voting Down but Political Humor Up -- AP headline
  1223. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years -- PA headline
  1224. "Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall -- West Briton
  1225. W.I To Remove Jam From Toilets
  1226. Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life In Jail Is Demeaning -- The Buffalo News, February 26
  1227. Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year -- Boston Globe headline
  1228. Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
  1229. War Dims Hope For Peace
  1230. Watchdog Gets A New Head -- Luton Times.
  1231. Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea -- Guardian
  1232. Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
  1233. We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
  1234. We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northen Ireland
  1235. We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water -- Newbury & Thatcham Chronicle
  1236. We Will Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container.
  1237. Weber's worldwide devotionals: Mount Joy minister encourages hurting people via the World Wide Web -- (From Intelligencer Journal, Lancaster
  1238. Website For Penguins -- Western Dally Press.
  1239. Week Ends Month of China Relations -- AP headline
  1240. Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu --study -- Reuters headline
  1241. Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003 -- Reuters headline
  1242. Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts -- Johannesburg Star.
  1243. Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion
  1244. Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists -- Sydney (Australia) Telegraph headline
  1245. Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us -- Holland Sentinal, date unknown
  1246. When Doctors Smoked and Hair Was Lacquered -- New York Times headline
  1247. When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends -- AFP headline
  1248. When Elephants Ruled... Hackney -- Times
  1249. White Flower Two Day Sale-(Friday Only)
  1250. White Sox Like Scent Of Colon -- The Grand Rapids Press
  1251. Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex -- St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times headline
  1252. Why Americans Love to Hate Government -- Reuters headline
  1253. Why My Brain Hates Your Mistakes -- Reuters headline
  1254. Why Tarts Are Big In Telford -- Irish Times.
  1255. Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food
  1256. Wife Forgives Killer Elephant -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
  1257. Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
  1258. Wife Stabs Husband After He Brings Her Bouquets -- Reuters headline
  1259. Wild Wife League Will Meet Tonight
  1260. Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board --Berlin Reporter
  1261. William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary
  1262. Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Belived -- Irish Times
  1263. Winner Dies in Russian 'Vodka Marathon,' Five Runners-up Hospitalised -- AFP headline
  1264. Wolves In Complex Bid For Brewer -- Guardian.
  1265. Woman's Body Found In Cemetery -- Lancashire Evening Post
  1266. Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream -- Las Vegas Review-Journal
  1267. Woman Beats Off Rapist -- Daily Mail
  1268. Woman Fights Giant Radish -- Johannesburg Citizen.
  1269. Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying -- Fitchburg (Mass.) Sentinel and Enterprise headline
  1270. Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire -- Rocky Mountain News
  1271. Woman From Mars Says Nothing -- Leyton (London) Guardian
  1272. Woman Gives Birth to Tortoise (Metro, UK)
  1273. Woman Hit Twice By Same Car in 24 Hours -- Reuters headline
  1274. Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
  1275. Woman Loses Miss World Suit -- AP headline
  1276. Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
  1277. Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
  1278. Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking -- Irish Times
  1279. Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet -- AP headline
  1280. Woman Uses Breasts as Bird's Nest -- Reuters headline
  1281. Woman Was Left A "Monster" -- Irish Times
  1282. Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins -- Reuters headline
  1283. Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
  1284. Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On -- Sunday Telegraph.
  1285. Work Starts On New Zebra -- Bridlington Free Press.
  1286. Workers Down Tools at Viagra Factory Over Hard Helmets -- GMB union circular regarding a health and safety dispute
  1287. World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes
  1288. Worry On Educaion -- Express & Star
  1289. Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! -- The Houston Chronicle
  1290. Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness -- AP Headline
  1291. X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner -- Reuters headline
  1292. X-ray Confirms Snake Swallowed Dog -- AP headline
  1293. Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do? -- AP headline
  1294. Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition
  1295. Yeltsin Promises To Stay In Space -- Irish Times
  1296. Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please -- Kansas City Star
  1297. Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
  1298. You Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex -- Reuters headline
  1299. You Can't Help Being a Grumpy Old Sourpuss, It's How Your Brain Is -- London Observer headline
  1300. You Want To Be Buried on the Moon? -- AP headline
  1301. Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains - Head -- PA headline
  1302. Youngsters Catapulted Back Into The Roman Era -- Newcastle Journal
  1303. Youth Found In Call Box With Fork -- South Devon Herald Express
  1304. Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets -- Reuters headline
  1305. Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore
  1306. Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals -- Reuters headline
  1307. Zoo Rescues Tom Thumb -- Metro (London)
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