The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

Last modified: Thursday, 16-Sep-2004 14:10:47 BST

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  1. Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do? -- AP headline
  2. Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition
  3. Yeltsin Promises To Stay In Space -- Irish Times
  4. Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please -- Kansas City Star
  5. Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
  6. You Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex -- Reuters headline
  7. You Can't Help Being a Grumpy Old Sourpuss, It's How Your Brain Is -- London Observer headline
  8. You Want To Be Buried on the Moon? -- AP headline
  9. Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains - Head -- PA headline
  10. Youngsters Catapulted Back Into The Roman Era -- Newcastle Journal
  11. Youth Found In Call Box With Fork -- South Devon Herald Express
  12. Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets -- Reuters headline
  13. Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore
Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]

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