The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

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  1. Van In Pork Pie Ambush -- Newcastle Journal
  2. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
  3. Viagra to Raise Sri Lanka Troop Morale -- AFP headline
  4. Victim's Family Didn't Need Another Death -- Rocky Mountain News
  5. Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
  6. Vietnam Elects Dead Man To Politburo
  7. Vinnie Jones Enters Dog In Waterloo Cup. -- Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
  8. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
  9. Voting Down but Political Humor Up -- AP headline
  10. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years -- PA headline

Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]


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