The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

1. [President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible" -- AP headline
2. [Roman Catholic] Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug -- Reuters
3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
4. Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor -- Hong Kong Standard.
5. Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors -- Peterborough Evening Telegraph.
6. Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains -- The Times
7. Pastor Aghast After First Lady Sex Position
8. Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays - Western Mail
9. Patient At Death's Door -Doctors Pull Him Through
10. Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
11. Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse -- AP headline
12. Pd Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space -- Irish Times
13. Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
14. Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins -- The News(Portsmouth).
15. Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu -- South China Morning Post
16. Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip – Seattle Times
17. Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust -Free - Chicago Daily News
18. Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
19. Phantom Actor Sues -- Daily Telegraph
20. Phantom Bus Didn't Show -- South Bucks Star
21. Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income -- Guardian
22. Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month -- Metro (London).
23. Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players - Guardian
24. Pig Music Ordered Turned Down -- AP headline
25. Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
26. Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
27. Pirates Could Be Jailed -- Halifax Evening Courier.
28. Pit Bulls Love You, Really
29. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
30. Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
31. Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"
32. Plastic Factory Worked Burned -- Coventry Eve. Telegraph
33. Platform Shoes Claim Another Life -- Reuters headline
34. Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
35. Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
36. Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman
37. Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting -- AP headline
38. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
39. Police Discover Crack In Australia
40. Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind -- Reno Gazette-Journal headline
41. Police Hunt Spoons -- Falmouth Packet
42. Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
43. Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots -- Daily Record.
44. Police Plea On Speed -- Northampton Herald & Post.
45. Police Probe 'Suspicious' Body in Cemetery -- PA headline
46. Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot -- Chicago Tribune headline
47. Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing -- Reuters headline
48. Police Seek Witnesses To Assault -- Richmond Borough Guardian
49. Police Sing For Animals -- Brighton & Hove Albion.
50. Police Spray Knife Man On Train -- Sydney Dally Telegraph.
51. Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard -- Halifax (Canada) Chronicle-Herald headline
52. Police Target "Invisible" Cycle Riders -- Cornish Guardian
53. Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers -- North Bay Nugget (Ontario)
54. Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970 -- AP headline;
    Two Cops Killed Attempting Arrest -- AP headline that appeared much later the same day
55. Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack -- La Crosse (Wisc.) Tribune headline
56. Police: Man Killed Wife, Self, Set Fire -- Houston Chronicle headline
57. Political Apathy Growing, Poll Shows -- UPI Headline
58. Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife -- Reuters headline
59. Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue -- AP headline
60. Poop Scooper Finds Job Fun, Refreshing -- AP headline
61. Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter -- D. Telegraph.
62. Portable Toilet Bombed Police Have Nothing To Go On -Newton Daily News
63. Postmen Taught How To Walk -- Daily Mail
64. Postmistress Is Sued By Killer For Missing FT -- Daily Telegraph
65. Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal -- AP headline
66. Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed
67. Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta
68. Prehistoric Man Gets Lift In A Hearse -- Western Mail
69. Presidential Footwear on Display -- AP headline
70. Priest Duels With Dracula -- Mltcham & Morden Guardian.
71. Priest in Fatal Crash Improves -- Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger headline
72. Prosecution Paints O.J. As A Wife-Killer -- Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
73. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
74. Prostitute Says Government Ruining Trade -- Reuters headline
75. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
76. Prostitutes To Hold Open Day -- Irish Times
77. Protecting Thanet's Cuntryside -- Adscene - Thanet
78. Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World -- Derby Evening Telegraph
79. Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
80. Public Swings In Favour Of The Prince-- The Times
81. Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates -- The Times
82. Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
83. Putin Pardons Pope - Brisbane Courier Mail
84. Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap -- Northampton Chronicle & Echo
85. Python Savages Parrot -- Wales On Sunday

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