The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

Last modified: Thursday, 16-Sep-2004 14:10:47 BST

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  1. "Only Jail Will Stop Me", Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
  2. Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly -- Mirror
  3. Oasis Album Could Be Record
  4. Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
  5. Officer Convicted Of Accepting Bride
  6. Officers Shoot Dead Burglar In Siege -- Times
  7. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -- The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
  8. Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
  9. Officials: Elvis is Still Dead -- AP headline
  10. Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium -- AP headline
  11. Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
  12. Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes -- Reuters headline
  13. Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully -- Irish Times
  14. One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex
  15. Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery -- Times Of India
  16. Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate
  17. Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
  18. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax - San Antonio Rose
  19. Oscar Proves God Is A Mexican -- Guardian.
  20. Ottawa May Tackle Homeless -- Toronto Star headline
  21. Our Kids Die More Often: Nt Report -- Darwin Suburban
Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]

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