The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

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  1. N.J. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
  2. Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival' -- AP headline
  3. Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
  4. NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis - Lewiston (ME)
  5. Nasa To Spend $1b On Asteroids -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
  6. Nation's Hungry Attack Meese.
  7. National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort -- Reuters headline
  8. Naturism Seeks Raised Profile -- Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
  9. Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In -- Irish Times
  10. Navy To Make Boats -- -- South China Morning Post
  11. Neighbours Fear Golf Balls -- Richmond and Twickenham Times
  12. Nelson's Hair Saved Grandson -- Times
  13. Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
  14. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
  15. New Autos To Hit 5 Million
  16. New compensation rules for late flights delayed by a year -- The Times
  17. New Head Of Rail Body -- Hammersmith And Fulham Post
  18. New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
  19. New Lease Of Life For The Wizard – Halifax Evening Courier
  20. New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians -- The Times
  21. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
  22. New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability
  23. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
  24. New Tabloid "Owned By God"
  25. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  26. New York Bans Judgement Day -- Guardian
  27. New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts -- AFP headline
  28. News Crew Pickpocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story -- Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) headline
  29. Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
  30. Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
  31. Night School To Hear Pest Talk
  32. Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass -- Evening Standard
  33. North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis -- Reuters.
  34. North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
  35. Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam -- AP headline
  36. Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
  37. Nuclear Fuel Sent To Japan "Unsafe" -- Guardian.
  38. Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play
  39. Nudist Welfare Worker's Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory --
  40. Nuns Drop Suit; Bishops Agree To Aid Them
  41. Nurse Fends Off Crocodile -- Irish Independent
  42. Nurses Warn Against Rash Use Of Herbal Oil Treatments -- The Guardian
  43. Ny Ponders Beating Victim -- AP Headline
    44. News of the World
Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]

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