The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

1. "Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase -- Guardian
2. "Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda
3. Mad Cow Talks -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
4. Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest -- The Times
5. Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
6. Maggots Tackle Raiders
7. Magician's Car Vanishes
8. Magician Nearly Killed By Doves -- West Briton
9. Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags -- AFP headline
10. Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children -- Reuters headline
11. Male Naturist Members Rise -- Big Issue North
12. Malls Try To Attract Shoppers -- The Baltimore Sun, October 22
13. Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing' -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
14. Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
15. Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp into Pants -- AP headline
16. Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
17. Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body -- Bbc North Ceefax.
18. Man Attacked By Canal
19. Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil -- Birmingham Post
20. Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians -- Reuters headline
21. Man Charged with Meth Manufacture after Pants Explode -- AP headline
22. Man Died Of Natural Causes -- Wirral News Group
23. Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter -- Reuters headline
24. Man Dies After Life Support Removed
25. Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
26. Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma -- AP headline
27. Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex -- Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
28. Man Fined For Quacking
29. Man Frees Self From Mailbox
30. Man Goes Berserk in Car Saleroom, Many Volvos Hurt -- Reuters headline
31. Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee
32. Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
33. Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
34. Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck -- Reuters. Full the story click Here
35. Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider -- Halifax Evening Courier
36. Man Is Fatally Slain
37. Man Jailed After Restaurant Row - Indian Staff Terrified As He Demands Italian Food -- Aberdeen Evening Express.
38. Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
39. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
40. Man Of God Kicks Dog In Head -- Peterborough Eve. Telegraph.
41. Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone -- PA headline
42. Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working -- Reuters headline
43. Man Ordered To Marry Cow
44. Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo -- PA headline
45. Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies -- The Los Angeles Times, March 2
46. Man Says Israeli Police Shot Him -- AP headline
47. Man Shaved For Using Prophetess' toilet -- East African Standard
48. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete -- The Miami Herald, July 3
49. Man Shot By Shed -- Sun
50. Man Shot In Los Boliches -- The Town Crier (Malaga)
51. Man Sought At Sea Was In Bed
52. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
53. Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint -- Madison (Indiana) Courier headline
54. Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran over Him -- Greenville (S.C.) News headline
55. Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head -- AP headline
56. Man Vanishes While Driving - Providence Journal-Bulletin
57. Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies -- Daily Mirror
58. Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino
59. Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World
60. Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly -- Irish Times
61. Mangoes Bring Down Plane - The Sunday Mail (Brisbane, Australia)
62. Manhunt For Former Elf Boss -- Irish Times.
63. Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
64. Many Women at Risk of Being Murdered Don't Know It -- Reuters headline
65. Marbles Tortured, Says Minister -- Irish Times.
66. March Planned For Next August
67. Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
68. Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming - The New Haven Connecticut Register
69. Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses -- Woking News & Mail
70. Mary Poppins Is A Black Man -- Economist.
71. Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda -- Irish Times
72. Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War -- Wolverhampton Express & Star,
73. Mayor's Ball Is Back On The Menu -- Gloucestershire Echo
74. Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library -- Mesa Tribune, (after the book, SEX, by Madonna was released)
75. Mayor Is Ousted By Mice -- Western Daily Press
76. Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
77. Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess -- AP headline
78. Memories Are Stolen After Burglars Raid Oap's Home -- Wiltshire Star.
79. Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling - The Times
80. Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors -- Daily Telegraph
81. Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
82. Men Think Their Way to Fertility -- Reuters headline
83. Merlin Meets The Pope -- Reading Evening Post
84. Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback
85. Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
86. Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs - The Anchorage Alaska Times
87. Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth
88. Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car - Daily Texan
89. Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk -- AP headline
90. Miami Considers Staying Put -- New York Times headline
91. Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
92. Mice To Be Bombed
93. Mickey Mouse Found In Antartic Ice -- Modern Astronomy Magazine
94. Middle East Villages On The Move To Australia -- Brisbane Courier Mall
95. Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.
96. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
97. Milkman Finds Leg
98. Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language
99. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
100. Ministers Son Held On Drugs -- Daily Mirror
101. Mirror Plans Rival To FT -- Observer
102. Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths -- Newark Advertiser
103. Missing Teen Tied To Bones
104. Mistook Inmate's Noose For Decoration, Court Told -- Dundee Courier And Advertiser
105. Mobile Phone Threat To Universe
106. Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost -- Waltham Forest (London) Independant
107. Mole's Conviction Is Quashed -- Wiltshire Times
108. Mole Embraces Supermarkets
     Sandy Mole Is A D&G Planning Official. - Dumfries & Galloway Standard
109. Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat
110. Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
111. Monster Growing Out Of Control -- Guardian
112. Monsters Take To The Streets -- Sunday Mail (Queensland)
113. Months To Wait For Mouldy Flat Family -- The Citizen (Gloucester)
114. Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
115. More Exercise May Help Weight Loss -- AP headline
116. Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
117. Morticians Fight Over Corpse -- Canberra Times
118. MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away" -- Times
119. Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell ... Coffee -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel headline
120. Mrs. Corson's Seat Up For Grabs
121. Mrs. Rydell's Bust Unveiled, At Nearby School
122. Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10 -- Teletext
123. Myth and Monsters exhibition entertains and eductaes -- Westminster Independent
124. Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message

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