The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

Last modified: Thursday, 16-Sep-2004 14:10:47 BST

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  1. I Did Exist Says Major -- Mirror.
  2. Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
  3. Idaho Group Organizes To Help, Service Widows
  4. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
  5. Ike Says Nixon Can't Stand Pat
  6. Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes -- AFP headline
  7. I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman -- South Avon Mercury
  8. Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon -- Times.
  9. Incest More Common Than Thought In America
  10. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  11. India's Nuclear Yeti
  12. Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot -- AP headline
  13. Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
  14. Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On
  15. Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
  16. Inquest Opens on Dead Woman -- Bath Chronicle
  17. Insect Sex Organs Rise From The Dead -- New Scientist
  18. Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes -- Irish Times.
  19. Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding -- Sydney Daily Telegraph.
  20. Invisible Man Disappears From View -- Reuters headline
  21. Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash -- Sunday Times
  22. Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash -- Wimbledon Independent.
  23. Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
  24. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  25. Irish Mice Win Design Award -- Irish Times.
  26. Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion
  27. Irish Robots Win At Volleyball -- Irish Times.
  28. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
  29. Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once? -- Leyton Guardian
  30. Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace
  31. Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
  32. It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives.
  33. Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land -- Reuters headline
Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]

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