The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.

I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address below.
On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.

Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline origniated.

Last modified: Thursday, 16-Sep-2004 14:10:47 BST

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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court -- Weekly Newswatch (Ghana)
Eagle Found In Man's Sink
Earth Summit "Offers no help for East Kent" -- East Kent Mercury
Economist Uses Theory To Explain Economy -- Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants -- Eastern Evening News
El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
Elf Bribed To Get Plant -- Nairobi Nation
Elf Condoms Stolen -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets -- BBC Ceefax.
Eloping Lover, 92, In Court - The Times
Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch -- AP headline
Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
Energy Executives Urge Some Gas-Emission Limits on Bush -- New York Times headline
Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics -- Law Society Gazette
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Enraged Cow Injures House
ET Guilty Of Attempted Murder -- The Star And SA Times International
EU Minister Hunts Rubber Duck to Near Extinction. -- The Times
EU Must Unite On Drugs
EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction -- Times
EU Plans £70m Tower Of Babel -- Sunday Times
Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk -- AFP headline
Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto - Bristol Evening Post
Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government -- East Brunswick (N.J.) Home News Tribune headline
Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar -- Daily Telegraph
Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost
Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom -- AP headline
Ex-Head Tells Of Elf's Work As Paris Agent --Int. Herald Tribune
Expert Has Brains Of BSE Chicken
Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation -- UPI headline
Experts Bury British Coal - Guardian
Explosion Of Professors At Universities - Sunday Times
Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury -- AP headline
Eye Drops Off Shelf

Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt, Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle, Katy Smith, Jim Ness for the Air Head Fired source, Debbie Carter, Terry Shea, Steve Cawood of the Liverpool Daily Post and Echo.

Special thanks to [ Randy Cassingham ]

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